Halloween is a fun time of year filled with exciting costumes, yummy candy, and festive decorations. Whether you have friends that wait year round for the opportunity to don their Halloween attire and carve their jack-o-lanterns, or your buddies simply appreciate the holiday for a few good plays-on-words, here are some fun (and possibly witty) greetings you can share with them this Halloween season. From goofy to ghoulish, here are Funny Halloween Quotes – Scary Halloween Messages Free Cards you can send to share in the fun of All Hallow’s Eve this year:
Funny Halloween Quotes
- Happy Halloween to you…Hope it is a “spook”tacular one! Enjoy the yummy treats!
- I hope your Halloween is all treats and no tricks…enjoy the candy and festivities!
- Black cats skitter and ghouls patter by, it’s time to celebrate as All Hallow’s Eve has arrived!
- Ghosts and goblins and jack-o-lanterns at night; I sure hope your Halloween is the best type of fright!
- I hope you have a great Halloween and enjoy dressing up and getting lots of candy! Have a super fun night.
- Witches and warlocks, spirits and specters; give us some treats or prepare for some hecklers!
- Let’s carve out pumpkins on Halloween and enjoy the thrills of the frightful night.
- Have an awesome Halloween and enjoy all the tasty treats!
- When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whipsers, ’tis near Halloween.
- I wish you have a happy Halloween filled with loads of great adventures! May the spirits and witches grant you all your wishes.
- I wish you have a spooky time on Halloween. But don’t get too scared though.
- The witches and goblins are near! What a night of frightful cheers! Spread some spooky queers! For Halloween is here!
- May your jack-o-lantern burn bright all through the night! Happy Halloween…hope it’s the best one yet!
- I hope you have an UN-boo-lievably fun Halloween! Eat lots of candy and have a great time! May you only receive treats and no black cats cross your path this Halloween. Have so much fun!
- Don’t let any vampires suck the fun out of your night…have a frightfully festive Halloween!
- Beware of the demons and witches and goblins…and of the houses that don’t give full bars…have a super fun trick or treat and a great Halloween!
- Yarrow! Ye be a mighty fine pirate this Halloween…be sure to scour for plenty o’ plunder and take heed to the night!
- Whether you dress like Garfield, Odie, or Pookie, I hope that your Halloween is spectacularly spooky! Happy Halloween.
- Cauldrons and broomsticks take shape in the night, making your Halloween full of fun and of fright, don’t cross any witches or fall under their spell, and your
Halloween night will go perfectly well!
- Zombies and monsters may lurk in the dark, jesters and vampires may even embark, but if you are ghoulish and ghostly wherever you’re seen, you’re sure to have such a wonderful Halloween!